SIDHUISMS

1. Yuvraj Singh – The pied piper of Punjab!
2. Harbhajan – The sardar from Jalandhar ! 
3. On S.Ramesh’s diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs.Sri Lanka:
   He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air. 
4. He pierced it through an eye of a needle. 
5. As crisp as a cracker. 
6. New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly! 
7. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 
8. About Chris Harris he said: He is a dibbly dobbly bowler. 
9. When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
   Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy. 
10. When a loud appeal was rejected:          Big outcry, no outcome! 
11. The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit. 
12. The pitch is as dead as a dodo. 
13. Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.  
14.  A hair on the head is worth two in the comb! 
15. In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe:Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe:             …Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg 
16. In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig:In India’s last match against
    New Zealand: New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand – one falls down and the complete row will be down! 
17. Taking the cake with a red cherry on top. 
18. For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls: He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! 
19. To Martin Crowe:The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings! 
20.  As cool as a cucumber! 
21. Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair:The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs. 
22. Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi’s fighting spirit:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! 
23. When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up. 
24. If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind. 

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1. Rusty brains dont squeak. 
2. Indian team without Sachin is like a Kiss without a Squeeze. 
3. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs. 
4. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. 
5. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm. 
6. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. 
7. The cat with gloves catches no mice. 
8. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. 
9. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.  
10.  ‘In the orchard of opportunity, you can’t wait for the fruit to drop 
11. We are all Adam’s children — it’s just the silk that makes all the difference! 
12. Right now he’s looking like a Cheshire cat that’s had loads of cream! 
13. Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats! 
14. He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place! 
15. There is always free cheese in a mousetrap 
16. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 
17. Good intentions die unless utilized 
18. The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff. 
19. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over. 
20. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. 
21. You dont judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust. 
22. Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
23. India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped. 
24. I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination 
25. They are so timid, they wouldn’t say boo to a goose! 
26. When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up. 
27. That one was meant for the Air-Hostesses(on the sky-high shot by Yuvraj). 
28. I dont trust the Indian batting,they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 
29. The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman 
30. One Day Cricket is like a pyjama;every one fits into it. 
31. “If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race” 
32. “You cannot pee like a puppy when you are running with big dogs” 
33. “When you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid!!!!” 

1. “Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!” 
2. The world is all about mind and matter; I don’t mind and you don’t matter.  
3. “it ain’t over until the fat lady sings” 
4. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. 
5. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. 
6. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. 
7. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. 
8. “Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!” (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team) 
9. “They are so timid, they wouldn’t say boo to a goose!” (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order) 
10. “Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!” 
11. Every body has the thinking cap on, I have a 6 mts thinking turban on my head so i am bound to be the best. 
12. He’s butchering them faster than you can say ‘Chicken Tikka’! 
13. He is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab! 
14. He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket. 
15. Men die of their remedies, not illness. 

16.   If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin 

17.   Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat’s whiskers 

18.   A good lather is worth half the shave. 

19.   What cannot be cured has got to be endured. 

20.   Its not the load that breaks you, but the way you carry it. 

21.   Small leaks can sink big ships.   

22.   Bad habits are like soft beds – easy to get into, difficult to get out. 

23.   Small deeds are better than grandest intentions.

24.   There’s no point in aiming at the target if u r loaded with blanks. 

25.   The chain is as strong as its weakest link. 

26.   Minds are like parachute – they dont function until they’re open. 

27.   Fear multiplies faster than rabbits. 

28.   Advice is like a mushroom, wrong one can turn fatal. 

29.   The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimeist sees the hole.

30.   Strong men and waterfalls channel their own paths. 

31.   Soft heads do more harm than soft muscles. 

32.   God is always on the side of the heavier battalion.

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nice one mate. Good job. and for sidhu he is the best commentator . 

Oy guru... Thoko tali... for Sidhu...!!!

oh cha gaye guru...............

oye chaa gaye guru...!! 

really nice..!!