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Short & Meaningfull Story.........

CA Seema Kochar

CA Seema Kochar (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (636 Points)

26 May 2010  

Overconfidence!

 

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

 

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,

 

"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

 

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

 

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

 

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

 

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

 

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

 

 With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

 



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CA Seema Kochar

CA Seema Kochar (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (636 Points)
Replied 26 May 2010

The Obedient wife !!!:P


There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife.... "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died.

 

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,"Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.
" You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it  

 

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CA Ruben Balooni

CA Ruben Balooni (Professionalism ™) (1324 Points)
Replied 26 May 2010

old one!



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