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Read it with a pinch of salt...very funny..!!

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Not to offend anyone…….. Read it with a pinch of salt!! ( Funny )
 
 
 
Bengali
 

One Bengali = poet.
 
Two Bengalis = a film society.
 
Three Bengalis = political party.
 
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
 
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team
 

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Bihari
 

One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
 
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
 
Three Biharis = caste killing.
 
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna ...
 

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Punjabi
 

One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
 
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
 
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
 
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
 

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Mallu
 

One Mallu = coconut stall.
 
Two Mallus = a boat race.
 
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
 
Four Mallus = oil slick.
 

**********
 
UP Bhaiyya
 

One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
 
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
 
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
 
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
 

**********
 
Gujju
 

One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
 
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
 
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
 
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
 

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Andhraite
 

One Andhraite = chili farmer.
 
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..
 
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
 
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
 

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Kashmiri
 

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
 
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
 
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
 
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
 

**********
 
Tamil-Brahmin
 

One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
 
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
 
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
 
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
 

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Mumbaikar
 

One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
 
Two Mumbaikars= film studio.
 
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
 
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
 

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Sindhi
 

One Sindhi = currency racket.
 
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
 
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ...
 
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.
 

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Marwari
 

One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
 
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
 
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
 
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.
 

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Haryanvi
 

One Haryanavi = tube light
 
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
 
Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad
 
Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough
 

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HARYANI WALA GUD THA....;)

Good One

very funny

Wah Janki ji,Tussi te kamal hi kar ditta.


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