Nice Jokes

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NICE JOKES
 
 
Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

 Qun...

Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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 Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

 Banta-Recording this babys voice.

 Santa-Why?

 Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

 

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 Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

 Husband: Why??

 Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book"How to

 Cook"!!

 

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 Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON"

 

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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the cal goes to another woman.

 They loved & got married.

 Moral: an !dea can change ur wife

 

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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?

 Don't know??

 He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house

EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...

 

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  A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one

 year old"

 He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"

 

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke

hain.....answer bata ke jaa..

 

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone

without receiver

 

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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"

Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar

Aa Gaya."

 

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Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.

Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5

children"

He answerd, "KILL ONE"

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card.."

Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

Replies (12)

nice one

Nice

funny

nice post Ankur Jee

It was nice jokes but... I feel those are too lenghty...

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!11

Nice

Originally posted by :Ankur Garg
"  
NICE JOKES
 
 
Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
 Qun...
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
 
 Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
 Banta-Recording this babys voice.
 Santa-Why?
 Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
 
 Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
 Husband: Why??
 Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book"How to
 Cook"!!
 
 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
 
 Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON"
 
 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
 
A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
 They loved & got married.
 Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
 
 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
 
Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
 Don't know??
 He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...
 
 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
  A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one
 year old"
 He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"
 
 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
 
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke
hain.....answer bata ke jaa..
 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone
without receiver
 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
 
Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"
Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar
Aa Gaya."
 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5
children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card.."
Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
"


 

 Very Nice & Funny.

Thanks for sharing.

Nice nice  & Nice

 

Good ones....

I really enjoyed reading them


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