Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun...
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book"How to
Cook"!!
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON"
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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They loved & got married.
Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...
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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one
year old"
He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"
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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke
hain.....answer bata ke jaa..
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone
without receiver
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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"
Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar
Aa Gaya."
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Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5
children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card.."
Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
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