Hey guys check this resume of a person applying for a post in Microsoft.................Its fun
Curriculum Vitae
Kamal Phone No.: All Lines Busy
10-500/56, Mobile No: +1-500-986-420
590 Avenue Email:feedback @ NDTV.com
16th Main Manhattan,
New York
USA
Objective
To buy Microsoft and sell it to Mr. Billgates @ cheaper rates.
Professional Strengths
I drink Boost. So perfectly strong candidate.
Education Qualification
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S.No.
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Qualification
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University/College
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Year of Passing
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% of Marks
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1.
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B.Tech Mechanical Engg.
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OXFORD University
May be somewhere in UK or US, don’t remember exactly
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Alive- Till Now
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NA
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2.
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Intermediate (I.P.E.)
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Stanford University US
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Alive- Till Now
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NA
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3.
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S.S.C.
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Cambridge School UK
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Very Much Alive
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NA
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Technical Skills
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Operating Systems
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Windows, Doors and some time Balcony
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Languages
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Hindi, English, Tamil, Telugu
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Internet Technologies
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Browsing Internet
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Databases
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Full Data so no base
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Other Packages
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Monthly 500 plan from Airtel India
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Extra Curricular Activities
@ Extra cost. Fixed Deposits, Mutual Funds are subject to market risk so read offer document carefully before investing.
Acquired WIPRO in 2007
Acquired TCS as a birthday gift
Planning to buy Infosys at 50% discount.
Oh God so crazy people.
Personal Profile
Don’t have a PAW KILO shame its personal so DOOBARA MAT POOCHNA
I hereby declare that the information provided above is not true to the best of my knowledge.
Signed
Kamal
CAclubindia
