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Missing Wife

JANKI

JANKI (STUDENT) (280 Points)

15 April 2010  

 

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

 

 
 

Man: I lost my wife (misty eyes)

 

 

 

Inspector: What is her height

 

 

 

Man: I never noticed

 

 

 

Inspector: Slim or healthy

 

 

Man: Not slim can be healthy

 

Inspector: Colour of eyes

 

Man: Never noticed

 

Inspector: Colour of hair

 

Man: Changes according to season

 

Inspector: What was she wearing

 

Man: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly

 

Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????

 

Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo,  tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying…..

 

Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!! !




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CA LOVELY ARORA

CA LOVELY ARORA (C.A. B.Com (H) Graduate)   (2151 Points)
Replied 15 April 2010

good joke....... was little bit old........ anyways thanks for sharing.............

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Khushboo (CA Student (Final)) (131 Points)
Replied 15 April 2010

Very funny



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