MBAs VS C.A.s

Vikrant (Chartered Accountant) (601 Points)

22 April 2010  

 

  1. MBAs V/s Chartered Accountants 3 Real Life Stories...
  2. The First …
  3. Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were ten MBA guys and one C.A. Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.
  4. They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the C.A. said he would let go of the rope since C.As are used to do everything for the company. They forsake their family, don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without getting anything in return.
  5. When he finished his moving speech all the MBA guys began to clap … so they fell !!!
  6. Moral: Never underestimate the powers of the C.As.
  7. The Second …
  8. A group of C.As and a group of MBA guys take a train to a conference. Each MBA person holds a ticket. But the entire group of C.As has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The MBA guys are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant C.As will finally get what they deserve.
  9. Suddenly one of the C.As calls out: “The conductor is coming!”. At once, all the C.As jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the accountants people. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: “Ticket, please!” One of the Accountants slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.
  10. For the return trip the MBA guys decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the Accountants didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the Accountants announces again: “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the MBA people race to a toilet and lock themselves in.
  11. All the Accountants leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last Accountant enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the HR people and says: “Ticket, please!” , takes the ticket and show it to the conductor!!!!
  12. And the moral of the story? MBA people like to use the methods of the CAs, but they don’t really understand them.
  13. The Third …
  14. Once upon a time three MBA guys were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how, with such a raging torrent? The first MBA guy knelt down and prayed to the Lord: “Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river! "
  15. *pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about two hours and he almost drowned several times. BUT… he was successful!
  16. The second MBA guy, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: “Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools to cross this river!”
  17. *pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times. BUT… he was successful!
  18. The third MBA guy who observed all this kneeled down and prayed: “Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!”
  19. *pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord converted the MBA guy into an Accountant. He took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.
  20. Moral? You have to be an CA to think intelligent, Otherwise… GOD HELPS YOU !
  21. Send this to your Accountant friends so that they have something to smile about; and to the MBA guys if you think they can stomach the truth!
  22. PROUD TO BE A CA.