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Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)     23 April 2009

Matrimonial Ads....must read...hilarious

 

Matrimonial Ads....must read...hilarious. Old one but still very funny. Hope you all like it….

 

 

 

This is Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing.


These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on
a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a
profile descripttion as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good

education but i working all field in bangalore ... if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident

or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

(Truly yours)
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)

 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.

I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on

..........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL

MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone

groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he

would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

 

Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
( Confused ?????
)
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)
( Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )

 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the

good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there
anything like that.)

 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.

(Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color



 45 Replies

Sandeep Keswani

Sandeep Keswani (Tax Consultant)     23 April 2009

Guds humor (Good Humour)..........oops I hope I got it right.

1 Like
Kalpesh

Kalpesh (Accountts & Income Tax)     23 April 2009

nice one

Amala

Amala (Student)     23 April 2009

:):(

CMA KNVV Sri Vidya - Sri Kanth

CMA KNVV Sri Vidya - Sri Kanth (C.A.Final (New) ICWAI FINAL (New))     23 April 2009

Nice

CA FaIyaZ PaTrAwaLa

CA FaIyaZ PaTrAwaLa (CA)     23 April 2009

Rellay nise one...oppS Sorry [really nice one]
Tahseen Tabassum

Tahseen Tabassum (CA-FINAL)     23 April 2009

Fantastic

Bijoy N.Momaya

Bijoy N.Momaya (www.RupeeResearch.com (Eqty Advisory & Stock Broker))     23 April 2009

Great collection,, really good,, cant control my laugh yaar.

shailesh agarwal

shailesh agarwal (professional accountant)     24 April 2009

 VERY GOOD -REALY I LAUGHED MORE

A VACANCY FOR THE POST OF HUSBAND IS VACANT

CONTACT   FOR   THAT  WITH   BIO   DATA   RECENT

Manmohan ACA, CS

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant )     24 April 2009

These Girls are true Indian . they are trying to convey us the message:

Breetish rooled our kantry and distroyord aawar kalchar, 

vhay don't V  distroyord there langways .

Manmohan ACA, CS

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant )     24 April 2009

My Advice to these girls:  

Either 1. Change Your Keyboard, or  

2. Change your english Grammar Teacher

If these 2 does not work, then

3. Change  your profession, and participlate in The Great Indian Laughter Challenge

Manmohan ACA, CS

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant )     24 April 2009

Funny

CA. Dashrath Maheshwari

CA. Dashrath Maheshwari (TaXpert)     24 April 2009

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO..

HADD HO GAI YE TO...

Abhishek Kaushik

Abhishek Kaushik (service)     24 April 2009

marvelous... cheerz AK
Ajay Mishra

Ajay Mishra (Company Secretary)     25 April 2009

ha ha ha ah ha

 

Good feeling that type of matrimonial girls about of thire grooms sorry groom.

 


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