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KILLER ENGLISH......

Bharath (C.A,C.S) (3983 Points)

10 April 2011  

 

Killerrrrrrrrrrrrr English....



Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???) 
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Class teacher once said :

"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???) 

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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)

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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)

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Teacher in a furious mood...

Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)

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"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)


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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)

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"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would U like to leave a note behind as well...)

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)

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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)

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The master told the students who were notorious.
"Hey, from tomorrow onwards you both come together separately"
(Make it possible and I will reward my life time savings...)

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Master to his students "Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!"
(You need some counselling dude...)

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Hindi master to his students by pointing his scooter that is parked under a tree,
"See there.My scooter is understanding the tree!!!"
(Wow... )

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master rocks again,
"Okay guys, all of you stand in a straight circle!"
(Wow what an oxymoron...)

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 19 Replies


(Guest)

It's really killer....so funny



CS LLB Pulkit Gupta (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Life-and-Promises/553962034682487)   (16631 Points)
Replied 10 April 2011

Best of the lot

Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)

1 Like

M. N. JHA (CA) (8316 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

Iing saying youing thanking toing suches niclely posterings. . . LOL


(Guest)
Originally posted by : Monika

It's really killer....so funny

Joey Tribbiani (fdg) (2010 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

 

:/:):P




Vikas Gupta (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (16295 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

Originally posted by : Monika

It's really killer....so funny

CA Madhukiran Reddy (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (12714 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )

 

Good one ........

Keep Sharing


BALASUBRAMANYA B Npro badge (CCI STUDENT....) (44668 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

Good one...


Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

Good One 


NANDHINI (IPCC) (157 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011


Madhu Kiran
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Posted about 4 hours ago Quote

"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )

 

EXCELLENT ONE!!!

REPLIES ADDED WERE PERFECT!!!

 

GOOD ONE

SIR!!!

 




Bharath (C.A,C.S) (3983 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

Originally posted by : G.N.JHA
Iing saying youing thanking toing suches niclely posterings. . . LOL

 

JHA U LEARNED KILLER ENGLISH SO QUICKLY,..HE HE,...INFACT THIS ONE IS ALSO TOO GOOD,...

THNKS FOR UR REPLY,...

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PUJA (STUDENT) (141 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

very good plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz keep sharing its really funny


rekha rajpurohit (student) (433 Points)
Replied 11 April 2011

hahah....good one.....

WHY IS THE FAN NOT ONING??????

LOLZZZZZZZZZ

GOOD ONE BHARATH.....KEEP SHARING:D


Durga prasad Ambati (Taxation, Pursuing CA) (737 Points)
Replied 13 April 2011

"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)

 

what a funny.......................    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........   keep it up..





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