just for you.....

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya...
aur main...SWARGWASI...

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense

its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle

Million soldiers 2 protect a country

BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!

Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI



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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh

& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
positive side!



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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to

Mashook: ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye,
main doobonga to sahara dega

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.

Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?

Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?

Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon