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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)

25 November 2010

santa : jeene ke liye oxygen ki zarurat hoti hai..is baat ki khoj kab huyi thi?????

banta: nai pata...

santa :1773 me...

banta: chalo acha hai main 1773 ke pehle paida nai hua warna mar gaya hota kabka

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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 25 November 2010

santa juice ka glass lekar baitha tha.....banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya....

santa rone laga...aur bola.." meri zindagi me kuch nai bacha....biwi bhaag gayi..beta fail ho gaya...ghar me khana nai...nal me pani nai....aur juice me zehar daal ke rakha tha peene ke liye...wo bhi tu pee gaya..."

RAMESH KUMAR VERMA ( CS PURSUING ) (43848 Points)
Replied 25 November 2010

Originally posted by : Sneha..sunshine..
	santa juice ka glass lekar baitha tha.....banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.... santa rone laga...aur bola.." meri zindagi me kuch nai bacha....biwi bhaag gayi..beta fail ho gaya...ghar me khana nai...nal me pani nai....aur juice me zehar daal ke rakha tha peene ke liye...wo bhi tu pee gaya..."

THANKYOU KEEP SHARING .....................

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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 25 November 2010

santa aur banta train ke peeche bhaag rahe the...santa chadh gaya aur banta choot gaya....tarin ke andar khada aadmi bola " well done sardar ji..."

santa bola" kya khaak well done...jaanna to use tha ...main to station pe chodne aaya tha"

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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 25 November 2010

Ratan Tata hates AR RAHMAN....do u know why??

bcoz he made a song....jiya jale jaan jale ...NANO tale dhuan jale.....

Tejun (Student) (295 Points)
Replied 25 November 2010

great....keep sharing!

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(Guest)

hehehehe

gud jokes

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(Guest)

Medam Boy Se:- Kahan hai Copy Khan hai Pen?

Boy:- Jab se tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen?

Tere mast-2 do nain

mere Dil ka le gaye chain ,

Gayab hai Copy or kho Gaya Pen

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(Guest)

Bachha Miss Se:- Main aapko kaisa lagta hun?

Miss:- Sweet

Bachha:- Toh main apne mummy ko aapke ghar kab bheju?

Miss:- Kyun?

Bachha:- Taki voh hamari baat aage chalayein

Miss:- Ye kya Bakwas hai

Bachha:- Tution ke liye Mam

(Guest)

Originally posted by : Sneha..sunshine..
	santa juice ka glass lekar baitha tha.....banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.... santa rone laga...aur bola.." meri zindagi me kuch nai bacha....biwi bhaag gayi..beta fail ho gaya...ghar me khana nai...nal me pani nai....aur juice me zehar daal ke rakha tha peene ke liye...wo bhi tu pee gaya..."

Good joke.......Sneha

Keep Sharing.............

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Abhijit Korgaonkar (Final Student) (1243 Points)
Replied 25 November 2010

Originally posted by : Sneha..sunshine..
	Ratan Tata hates AR RAHMAN....do u know why?? bcoz he made a song....jiya jale jaan jale ...NANO tale dhuan jale.....