santa juice ka glass lekar baitha tha.....banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya....

santa rone laga...aur bola.." meri zindagi me kuch nai bacha....biwi bhaag gayi..beta fail ho gaya...ghar me khana nai...nal me pani nai....aur juice me zehar daal ke rakha tha peene ke liye...wo bhi tu pee gaya..."

Originally posted by : Sneha..sunshine..
	santa juice ka glass lekar baitha tha.....banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.... santa rone laga...aur bola.." meri zindagi me kuch nai bacha....biwi bhaag gayi..beta fail ho gaya...ghar me khana nai...nal me pani nai....aur juice me zehar daal ke rakha tha peene ke liye...wo bhi tu pee gaya..."

THANKYOU KEEP SHARING .....................

santa aur banta train ke peeche bhaag rahe the...santa chadh gaya aur banta choot gaya....tarin ke andar khada aadmi bola " well done sardar ji..."

santa bola" kya khaak well done...jaanna to use tha ...main to station pe chodne aaya tha"

Ratan Tata hates AR RAHMAN....do u know why??

bcoz he made a song....jiya jale jaan jale ...NANO tale dhuan jale.....

great....keep sharing!

hehehehe

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Tere mast-2 do nain

mere Dil ka le gaye chain ,

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Miss:- Sweet

Bachha:-  Toh main apne mummy  ko aapke ghar kab bheju?

Miss:- Kyun?

Bachha:- Taki voh hamari baat aage chalayein

Miss:- Ye kya Bakwas hai

Bachha:- Tution ke liye Mam

Originally posted by : Sneha..sunshine..
	santa juice ka glass lekar baitha tha.....banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.... santa rone laga...aur bola.." meri zindagi me kuch nai bacha....biwi bhaag gayi..beta fail ho gaya...ghar me khana nai...nal me pani nai....aur juice me zehar daal ke rakha tha peene ke liye...wo bhi tu pee gaya..."

Good joke.......Sneha

Keep Sharing.............

Originally posted by : Sneha..sunshine..
	Ratan Tata hates AR RAHMAN....do u know why?? bcoz he made a song....jiya jale jaan jale ...NANO tale dhuan jale.....

This one was the best yar... :)

Keep hasa..ing....

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Girl:- Nahi

Boy:- Kal le na

Girl:- Nahi main nahi kalungi

Boy:- Plz kal le teko tophi dunga

Girl:= Isi liye nahi kalni kyun ki, kisi ol se choclate mai baat ho lakhi hain.

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the Traffic rules  near the college campus.

He wrote:-

"Drive Carefully"

Don't kill the sudent>>>>>>>wait 4 the Professors<<<<<<<<<<<<

(Sorry for Professors - agar aap padh rahe hai toh)

This time no suggested answers are going to be released by CA Institute......

They themselves do not know the answers of their papers.