Illogical ........

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Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor.

Student : "Can you answer any question ? " .

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

Replies (8)

really illogical

I want to know how much that lover scored in next exam ????

Its Realy Logical only hars

hmmmmmmmm...........

already heard one.......

Originally posted by :lokkiboyya1
" already heard one....... "

me too

 

 

 

 

Hi..for those who have already heard this................






 n i d o k i d o s   

Interviewer: 

what is your birth date? 

Sardar: 13th October 

Which year? 

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 





Manager asked to sardar at an interview. 

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 





n i d o k i d o s



After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 

Do I look like a foreigner? 

Wife: No! Why? 

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 





One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this 

village??? 

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 





Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is 

Jayanthi. 





n i d o k i d o s







When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver 

adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my 

wife? Sit back. I will drive. 



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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire 

and how will you escape? 

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 




n i d o k i d o s

 
 
 

good jokes


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