How to get into heaven ???

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I was testing the children


in my Sunday school class



to see if they understood the concept
of getting to heaven.



I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car,



had a big garage sale



and gave all my money


to the church,


Would that get me into Heaven?'




'NO!' the children answered.



'If I cleaned the church every day,



mowed the yard,


and kept everything neat and tidy,
would that get me into Heaven?'




Again, the answer was, 'NO!'



By now I was starting to smile.



Hey, this was fun!



'Well, then, if I was kind to animals



and gave candy



to all the children,




and loved my husband,



would that get me into Heaven?'



I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, 'NO!'



I was just bursting with pride for them.
'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A five-year-old boy shouted out,



'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.'


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