How to get into heaven ???

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I was testing the children


in my Sunday school class


to see if they understood the concept
of getting to heaven.


I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car,


had a big garage sale


and gave all my money

to the church,

Would that get me into Heaven?'



'NO!' the children answered.


'If I cleaned the church every day,


mowed the yard,

and kept everything neat and tidy,
would that get me into Heaven?'



Again, the answer was, 'NO!'


By now I was starting to smile.


Hey, this was fun!


'Well, then, if I was kind to animals


and gave candy


to all the children,



and loved my husband,


would that get me into Heaven?'


I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, 'NO!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.
'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A five-year-old boy shouted out,


'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.'

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On 22 May 2009 at 13:01 Report
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good

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On 22 May 2009 at 13:30
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nice

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On 22 May 2009 at 15:18
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clippings missing

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On 22 May 2009 at 15:34
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STUDENT CA-FINAL
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 NICE

 

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On 28 May 2009 at 20:38
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funny
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On 20 November 2009 at 22:40
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good answer.......................

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On 21 November 2009 at 13:09
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good one

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On 22 December 2009 at 22:12

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