Hot Job for Today Only !!! humorous one....

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Happy   Valentines Day !!

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and

incentives are mentioned below .

Designation                 :  Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience                   :  Must have ditched at least 2 guys

 (Fresher with excellent credentials will be  considered)

Other requirement       : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age                               : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can   also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective .

Perks and incentives :

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

·       2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

·       bike rides each duration 1 hour

·       trips to National Highways

·       5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

·       Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

·       Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

·       2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)

·       Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own

expense)

      A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability

      and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

      Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

      The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

      Plz NOTE :

      1. Only females.

      2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

      3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

      There is more :

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

 

      Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

 

      Search,,,,,,, never ends!!

      Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:

      Name/fresher-exp/age.

      Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail

      Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

Replies (30)
feb 14.
It seems CA Dashrath is a jobless person. he has enough time to carry out this activities. carry on............ He is also frusted person.
Mr Harish, Infact u are the frustrated person here, I am totally fine with Dashrath Sirs comments. It is very necessary to have a lil humour in life. By the way he is already a CA, he knows what he is doing. So relax andd enjoy life, its very short. DO NOT BE SO SERIOUS TOWARDS EVERYTHING. EXTREMES OF ANYTHING IS HARMFUL, Learn how to smile.......
Yes, Jokes is ok for sometime. but not for alltime. Valentine day culture is not an important occassion for Indian scenario. it is bad culture imported from west. its does not match with Indian culture. so, pl stop for spreading valentine jokes on this forum
to some extent fun is ok, but why all this valentine stuff on our exteemed site ????? I think some maturity needs to be shown,before displaying such timepass stuff, at least on CA related sites !!!!!!!!
wind of change blowing so fast.earstwhile management principal has gone 4 six.what we need today-unmatched visualisation power.this type of posting-if it is in good taste-no problem-simply red carpet welcome.
Mr.Guest why do u say like that ????even CA's are also people ........ Why should n't we have entertainment for some time ........and its only for few minutes to smile ....later all are on there busy schedules.........and if not so interested then why do want to see the forum even though Mr Dasarath has specified that its a humourous one ..............
some Immature student and newly qualified accountanrts are spreading these type of time -pass message on this esteemed community. ifanyone wants to spread valentine message, they can go yahoo chat/ rediff chat romm and not CA club forum message. Admin are requested to control this type of message strictly. it will loss our credential.
us virtually ready to shun us gaap 4 ifrs.integration of world economy finally reached at crescendo and level playing around the corner.jo accha lage usse apna lo jo bura lage usse jane do.-surender chawla
Extremely well said MANASA...... CHeers to u.... this is what u call living ur life and being professional at the same time..... CHEERS!!!
February 14th
Mr. Dashrat quotes are for Fun purpose not for anything. Please take it easy & have a fun yaar.
Eventhough we are in Serious situations one small joke made us feeel free. So we have to first learn to Smile
Hi all friends, I extremely sorry if any of you feel hurt from this forum message. but first think yourself, do you really feel like that?? and I request you all to please read my article "Narrowing others… making broad to himself"


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