hansa-prafull dictionery

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GOOD MORNING ..............!
Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na ... "A side" -- "B side" ... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide"


Mature

Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
main chor ...main chor....mature...acha acha....


alphabet

hansa: praful alphabet matlab
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ???

Praful : Asset Hansaaa ....

Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..


Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??

Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend


TOURNAMENT

HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)


MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA


elastic

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!
 
REGARDS
CA Naveen Kumar Agrawal
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gr8 one
who are hansa and praful?

2 popular characters of a tv show.


gr8 one naveen ji.

good one

very great

Originally posted by :Naveen Kumar Agrawal
" GOOD MORNING ..............!
Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na ... "A side" -- "B side" ... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide"

Mature
Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
main chor ...main chor....mature...acha acha....

alphabet
hansa: praful alphabet matlab
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

Asset
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ....
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

Depend
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend

TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)

MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA

elastic
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!
 
REGARDS
CA Naveen Kumar Agrawal
Awsummmmm"


 

A girl who changed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one!


Many years ago in a small Indian village,

A farmer had the misfortune Of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender.

The Moneylender
, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.

So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter.

He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would Have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.

He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.


Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.

The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses

The above logical answers.
What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Well, here is what she did ....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.

 

Marvelous ...Har_999

Really good one ..................HAR_999

Extra ordinary................ Very NICE


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