1. AS SOON AS U SIT DOWN TO A CUP OF HOT COFFEE, YR BOSSWILL ASK U 2 DO SOMETHINGWHICH WILL LAST UNTIL THE COFFEE IS COLD.

2.EVERYTHING IS FUNNY AS LONG AS IT IS HAPPENING TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

3.WHEN THE PLANE  U  R ON LATE,THE PLANE U WANT 2 TRANSFER 2 IS ON TIME.

4.THE MAN WHO SAY HE IS WILLING 2 MEET U HALFWAY IS USUALLY A POOR JUDGE OF DISTANCE.

5.IF U TELL THE BOSS U WERE LATE B'COZ U HAD A FLAT TIRE, THE VERY NEXT MORNING U WILL HAVE A FLAT TIRE.

6.PEOPLE WHO WANTS 2 SHARE THIER RELIGIOUS VIEWS WITH U ALMOST NEVER WANT U 2 SHARE YR WITH THEM.

7.TELL A MAN THERE R 300 BILLION STARS IN  THE UNIVERSE N HE'LL BELIEVE U .TELL HIM A BENCH HAS WET PAINT ON IT N HE'LL HAVE 2 TOUCH IT 2 B SURE