Funny SMS's...

Most innocent DHAMKI-

As the thief was leaving the house, the kid woke up & said to the thief-

“Mera schoolbag bhi le ja KAMINE varna mummy ko utha dunga.”

        Before judging a person we should walk a mile in his shoes..

      & the shoes are yours…

Which is the most confusing day in USA...???

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Think before scrolling down....

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Its Father's day... nobody knows whom to wish...

Do u know how Titanic sunk...???

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DUBUK...

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.DUBUK...

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.BUDUk...

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BUDUK, BUDUK, BUDUK.....

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GULUM...

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.GULU, GULU, GULU.....

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PUCHIK............................................

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DOOB GAYI...!!!!!

 if u r filling dizzy, a lot sick,
 a bit quite, a little bit sad
 i think what's wrong.
 you r suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

 Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.
 Aj ki taza khaber: Good morning and have a nice day.
 Aur ab tafseel: Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,
 call anay ka b imkan hai aur
 miss calls k badal bhi kafi mobile pe chahye rahain gayei.
 Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.
 Shukria.

you can control you breath but not death
 you can control your life but not your wife
 you can control you emotions but not
 loose motion

 bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan
 devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan
 devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan
 kha k pan paro boli: shukriya bhai jaan.

 what is a girl friend?
 addition of problems,
 subtraction of money,
 multiplication of enemies and
 pision of friends.

Smile to old man, means Respect,
 Smile to child, means innocence,
 Smile to lover, means love,
 Smile in front of mobile, means mental,
 Still Smiling!
 Confirmed!

 WIFE: kal raat tumne neend me mujhe galiyan di....

SANTA: tumhari galat fehmi hai

WIFE: kaisi galat fehmi...???

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SANTA: yahi ke mein neend me tha.....