Funny quote (28-12-2015)

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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

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