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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
 

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.


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