Funny quote (28-12-2015)

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Sujan Azad Parikh (Accountant) (82 Points)
Replied 12 July 2018

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Sujan Azad Parikh (Accountant) (82 Points)
Replied 13 July 2018

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Sujan Azad Parikh (Accountant) (82 Points)
Replied 16 July 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Sujan Azad Parikh (Accountant) (82 Points)
Replied 18 July 2018

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Sujan Azad Parikh (Accountant) (82 Points)
Replied 19 July 2018

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Sujan Azad Parikh (Accountant) (82 Points)
Replied 23 July 2018

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Sujan Azad Parikh (Accountant) (82 Points)
Replied 26 July 2018

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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