Funny killer english

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " 

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Class teacher once said : 

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 

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once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.." 

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said 

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 

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teacher in a furious mood... 

write down ur name and father of ur name!! 

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" 

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My manager started like this 

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board 

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"will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" 

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... 

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" 

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father 

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" 

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. 

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? 

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. 

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"