Exam jokes!!!!

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What is FEAR??
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.

According to Newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D

Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so don’t touch.

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Guest

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Santhosh Poojary

SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI

15607 Points Posted on 10 January 2011

Very Funny

Manmohan ACA, CS

Chartered Accountant

14245 Points Posted on 10 January 2011

Good One

even I remember one

CA students

Two months before exams says " hmmm...we are referring foreign Author "

One month before exam "we are Indian Author"

and one day of exam "we are the Author !! "

ROHIT CHATURVEDI

CA Final Student

2298 Points Posted on 10 January 2011

funny one...nice

Resham

Carpe Diem !!!

6535 Points Posted on 10 January 2011

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

I know many will instantly relate to this one...

Thank you Annnooonnyymmmouuus!! A very nice name indeed! he he..

CA Ankit Gulgulia (Jain)

B.COM (H) FCA CIFRS CBV R-ID (IICA)

5842 Points Posted on 10 January 2011

Very Funny ..... Disclaimer : DONT EVER EVER TRY THIS AT EXAM HALL !! Hahaha...

Mandar

*****

212 Points Posted on 10 January 2011

VERRY FUNNY ANONYMUS

* Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har examiner ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, MAY KE BAAD NOVEMBER abhi baaki hai mere dost..............! ;)

* Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL! ;)