ek marwari..: aaj maine 100 Rs me Taj me dinner kiya...
friend: kaise???
marwari : main Taj me gaya..wahan 5000 Rs ka dinner kiya..3000 ki wine pi and 2000 ka dessert khaya...jab bill aaya..to maine kaha ki paise na hain...hotel walon ne mujhe police me de diya...hotel se nikalte hi maine police wale ko 100 Rs. diye...and usne mujhe chod diya...ting ting tiding...
hahahaahhaha....Bahut Saste mai jane diya police wale ne.....
MARWADI KO JJHAIYI................
dinner in 100 ruppees ...........really nice tric..............par aajkal police wale 100 se kahin jyaada maangte hain
Oya Ladki…tub bhi Marwari hai kya…?
Very funny…hehehe
Keep smiling like that...
rllu coooooooooo........l
hahahahahahahahaha
Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi: Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de
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Marwadi on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hai ???
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Marwadi 14th floor se niche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki mein
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola
MERE LIYE ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Gusse se poocha :
mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh: Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay
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Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,
Obituary likhwane ke kya charges honge?
NewsPaper: 50 per word.
Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochne do..... Achha likho....... .......... ..
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .
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Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan jaunga.
Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
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Marwadi ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe
bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
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Titanic Ke Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha...
Dost: Oye Hum log doob rahe hain, Tu Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Marwadi: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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Oya Ladki…tub bhi Marwari hai kya…? Very funny…hehehe Keep smiling like that... |
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yes m a marwari....
awesome manmohan,.....lol...very funny
| Originally posted by : V CHANDRA SEKARA RAJU | ||
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MARWADI KO JJHAIYI................ |
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what does it mean?
Yaar Nice Jokes
tum nahi sudhrogi....
Nice one......
CAclubindia
