economic dinner

hahahaahhaha....Bahut Saste mai jane diya police wale ne.....

MARWADI KO JJHAIYI................

dinner in 100 ruppees ...........really nice tric..............par aajkal police wale 100 se kahin jyaada maangte hain 

Oya Ladki…tub bhi Marwari hai kya…?

Very funny…hehehe

Keep smiling like that...

rllu coooooooooo........l

hahahahahahahahaha

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?

S.K: 1 Rs.

Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Marwadi: Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de

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Marwadi on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons daughters r u all here?

Yes, Papa

Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hai ???

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Marwadi 14th floor se niche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki mein

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla ke bola

MERE LIYE ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Gusse se poocha :

mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh: Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay

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Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,

Obituary likhwane ke kya charges honge?

NewsPaper: 50 per word.

Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochne do..... Achha likho....... .......... ..

Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

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Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Haan jaunga.

Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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Marwadi ko bhoot chadh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe

bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

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Titanic Ke Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha...

Dost: Oye Hum log doob rahe hain, Tu Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Marwadi: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Originally posted by : Ankur Garg
	Oya Ladki…tub bhi Marwari hai kya…? Very funny…hehehe   Keep smiling like that...

yes m a marwari....

awesome manmohan,.....lol...very funny

Originally posted by : V CHANDRA SEKARA RAJU
	MARWADI KO JJHAIYI................

what does it mean?

very funny- - - - -

keep sharing

Yaar Nice Jokes

tum nahi sudhrogi....

Nice one......