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Don't Laugh

Saroj Rana (MBA Finance) (417 Points)

06 March 2008  
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.  Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

 On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking.  Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

 On the third day God created the monkey.  God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.  I'll give you a twenty year life span."


The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years?  I don't think so.  Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man.  God said, "Eat, sleep, play.  Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy.  I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years?  No way! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So this is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing;

for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family;

for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren;

and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.


 17 Replies

M.Sriram Shenoy (CA Final) (814 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

Good one. Sorry, It made me laugh.

CA. Kirti S. Ganatra (Service) (1461 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

Good

shyam (student) (544 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

it is funny

Darshu (CA) (1580 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

This is true. Well said.

O.D.SHARMA (DGM-F & A) (1734 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

good

CA Himanshu Awasthi (Manager (Advances)) (520 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

Its too good. It is universal truth. great work

Dolly Jagad (pcc student and articles)   (81 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

kool dear... but its true.... hats off to u dear...

(Guest)
really its true

micky (employee) (43 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

good one,touchy

sanjay dm (auditor) (115 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

very nice

N.Gopinadh (CA STUDENT) (97 Points)
Replied 06 March 2008

superb

CA SASHIKANT PATI (Job) (159 Points)
Replied 07 March 2008

Good joke on HUMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

CA. Anuj Sharma (Chartered Accountant) (35 Points)
Replied 08 March 2008

its nice to have such a fact of life that is really well framed and corelated with the story.
it was excellent,
thanks a lot for sharing fact of life,


happy holi in advance to all,
best of luck to all,
bye
bye

CA. Anuj Sharma (Chartered Accountant) (35 Points)
Replied 08 March 2008

happy holi in advance mere pyare caclub members. Exams days aane wale hai,thats why i am wishing in advance best of luck to all .

god hum sab ke sath hai isliye aane wala kal hum sab ka excellent hoga

best of luck
bye
bye

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