Sir: “What is difference between Orange and Apple”?
Student: “Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE”
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Student: "All are born on government holidays...!!!”
After finishing MBBS Pappu started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"
Pappu attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Pappu: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Judge: “Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..”
Criminal to judge: “U R coming daily, don't U have shame”?
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