Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seem to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 years in hell and CA gets 1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal.
Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.
We had many options to end our life.
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.
New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…
Student at Medical Shop : I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that.
(Student shows his CA books)
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Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescripttttttion.
Lives will change…
Courage will be shaken… Destiny will be chosen…
From the makers of “CPT”…
Comes the sequel…
“PCC”
Coming soon at exam hall near you… Enjoy!
On a board before a church:
“GOD NEVER FAILS”
A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”
CA vs Space Engineer Student
A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”
The Space Engineer ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?
The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.
Heated Gold becomes ornament
Beaten copper becomes wire
Depleted stone become statue
And…..
Tortured Student becomes CA!
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