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Sardarji and Smuggling

PLEASE READ: As you all know, Sardarji jokes are very famous in India. But we understand that these kind of jokes are targeted toward a particular community and is more a humiliation of them. WE LOVE AND RESPECT OUR SIKH FRIENDS AND DON’T PROMOTE ANYTHING THAT HUMILIATES THEM OR MAKE FUN OF THEIR COMMUNITY. This mail is posted on the website since we found this to be appraising and not humiliating.

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.

The Pakistani guard Iqbal stops him and says, ‘What’s in the bags?’ ‘Sand,’ answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, ‘We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.’

Iqbal’s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, ‘What have you got?’ ‘Sand,’ says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn’t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a ‘Dhaba’ in Islamabad.

‘Hey, Buddy,’ says Iqbal, ‘I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about...I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?’

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, ‘Bikes’. Hehehehe.. :) :) :)

~# ! M~

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Banta and Kidnap

Banta spending his life in real poverty decides to earn some quick bucks through an illegal way.

He thinks of kidnaping someone and demanding ransom from the parents of that child.

In order to execute his plan, he goes to a nearby park and finds a little girl playing there. He writes a note "I have kidnapped your daughter. Drop by Rs.2,00,000 in the park by 12:00pm tomorrow else your daughter will be killed".

He pins the note on the girl's shirts and drops her at her home.

Next day..

Banta desperately waiting at the park for the money.

That little girl comes with a bag and hands over the bag to Banta with a note.

Banta checks the bag and finds Rs.2,00,000 in the bag. He desparately check the note which happens to be from Santa. It reads....

"Please don't kill my daughter. I'm sending Rs.2,00,000 with my daughter. Keep it and release my daughter".

Doctor aur Santa (Patient) [Hilarious Joke]

Doctor to Santa (Patient): Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

Santa : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Are Santa ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Santa: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Santa: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

Santa : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ki nahi?

Santa: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon?

Santa: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri sale, to khola kyon nai.

Santa: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaj main nahi kar sakta!

Santa: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga?

Doctor : Abe teri   Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ @ #$!^&*!!!

Intelligent Sardarji

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.”

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

“Okay,” says the American, “your turn”.

He asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the american $5, and goes back to sleep.

Banta’s Letter To Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ‘Start’ but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘Run’ he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to ‘Sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘Re-Scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘Recycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘Find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft Word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘Microsoft Office’ what about ‘Microsoft Home’ since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10. You provide ’My Network Places‘. For God sake please do not provide ’My Secret Places‘. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

One personal questions.. How is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,
Banta

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