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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two."The second was a social worker. She said, "I dont know the answer but Im glad we had time to discuss this important question."

The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four.The last applicant was a CA. The business man asked him, "How much is two and two?"The chartered accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?"He got the job.­­

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good one..

( World Class Humour cum Inspirational )

 

After appointing CA, now the business told him that he asked the same question to many but ultimately got confused (despite giving the right answer by the Lawyer because I don't believe in the words of Lawyers)

 

 

   CA : What were the answers of different persons ?  ( As if  now he is in the seat of businessman).

 

Businessman replied :

 

I asked each applicant the same question, "What is two and two?"

 

The first interviewee was a 

Journalist : He told "Twenty-two."

 

Second one : Social Worker told : "I dont know the answer but I am glad we had time to discuss this important question."

 

Third one Engineer told : Between 3.999 and 4.001.

 

Last one (among unsuccessful candidates) Lawyer told :Two and two was proven to be four by the courts.

 

 

 

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CA  (Taking one calculator in the hands and pressing some buttons) : 

 

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Sir, just see this calculator : 

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2 + 2   =   4

2 *  2   =   4

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Hence from FOUR  corners it is FOUR. 

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But, the lawyer unnecessarily confused you by quoting case law which is reversed many time by the upper courts. 

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Can you imagine the name of the CA who was appointed by the businessman ?

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It is always non other than YOU !

 

 

nice humor...enjoyed it hahaha

great great great   Surendra sir...

 

Bohot achhe bohot achhheee Shobhit ji...

nice one sir.......

Realy great,amazing.smile.

Nice One Sir

wow amaizing......

good humour existed very nice

no bias.. but i liked mine one over skumar's ... it was very funny yet true....  

Originally posted by : Ankit Gulgulia

Nice One Sir
Originally posted by : sunny

good one..

THOUGHTFUL !

Originally posted by : Sneha.... sunshine

nice humor...enjoyed it hahaha
Originally posted by : Hardik Dave
Realy great,amazing.smile.


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