!..jokes time..!

2 Judwa Bachche...
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1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha...

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2nd Udaas tha...
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Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho...
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Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein...
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :

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latest Research:

Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which girlfriend??
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That is still a topic of research..!!

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Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,

1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.

Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!

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A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own. :P

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Facebook Saves Life..!! :D

A depressed college Student
went to Railway Track for
Suicide..!! :O

Train was Coming Closer and
He Suddenly came out of the
track and Said,
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''Oh Shitt !!

Forgot to Update status In
Facebook
That I'm Gonna Die..!!'' :P

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Who are boys ?

wo jo hell me bhi mile to kahe :- abe shaitan ki beti dekhi ?
mast dikhti hai yaar .

Who are girls ?

Goes to heaven & say :- wo pari ki nail polish dekhi ,
how cheap na ....

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Girl (in train) :- Can I sit here ?

Boy :- its all urs ..............

Girl :- Can I take some water ?

Boy :- My Pleasure .................

Girl : - Bhaiya Agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nahi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali kar mujhe neend aa rahi hai ..............

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Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .

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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........

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L.k.G. Student :
your Slate is nice dude."
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U.K.G. Student: don't talk nonsense. This is Samsung Galaxy Note man!! :) :P :D