Ultimate truths

~ ULTIMATE TRUTHS ~

- No matter how old you are,
If a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die...
... ...
- All you need is love...
0r a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body ...

- It's very important in life
to learn 'Shift+Delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling ... Trust me!

- We always fall in love with
the most unexpected person. . .

- Necessity is the mother of
invention, Girlfriend is the mother
of necessity..!