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Rajesh (Service )     18 August 2011

Ultimate truth.................cool ones !!!!

 

 

 
 
Ultimate truth Cool Ones!!!
 
 
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

 

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

 

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

 

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

 

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

 
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,fattening or married to someone else.

 

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

 

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

 

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

 

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

 

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

 

As soon as you mention something
: if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

 

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

 

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. Because u missed d first one.

 

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

 

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

 

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

 

Especially for
Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

 

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

 

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

 

After a long wait for bus, twobuses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.

 

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a huge chance of power cut tonight.

 

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


 11 Replies

Trilok chandar.A.M.

Trilok chandar.A.M. (CS Professional (Final) Student.)     18 August 2011

Every word is true...

CA ADITYA SHARMA

CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE )     18 August 2011

really true message                                      

RAVI TEJA S

RAVI TEJA S (student)     18 August 2011

Fantastic:) all the above will be experienced by us some how or the other:)

(Guest)
Originally posted by : RAVI TEJA
Fantastic:) all the above will be experienced by us some how or the other:)
Anit Sharma

Anit Sharma (CA Final student )     18 August 2011

Originally posted by : RAVI TEJA
Fantastic:) all the above will be experienced by us some how or the other:)


(Guest)
Originally posted by : Trilok chandar.A.M.

Every word is true...
GAUTAM DEY

GAUTAM DEY (Be Patient, Live Life)     19 August 2011

Originally posted by : A.S.(ca learner)

really true message                                      
Mukesh Kumar Singh

Mukesh Kumar Singh (CA-FINAL)     19 August 2011

Really True..................  thanks for nice post.........................

Ankit Hinduja

Ankit Hinduja (Student)     21 August 2011

As cool as the title suggests..!!

Sanket

Sanket (!..Live to Give..!)     21 August 2011

Nice One.....

CA Sumat Singhal

CA Sumat Singhal (Banker & Ind AS )     18 October 2011

best ever read.

GOOD


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