Telephone

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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000
Per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to
See if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
Heaven,
But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

Readers, it is your turn........ Think .....before you scroll down...

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The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a
Local
Call".
This is the only heaven on the Earth.

KEEP SMILING

If you are proud to be an Indian pass this on!!!

Replies (11)

THATS FANTASTIC,,,,,,,

THATS GR8888888888888888888888!!!!!!!!

Absolutly Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Keep it up

 brilliant!

Tussi Great Ho..

SUJAL BOSS U R TO GOOD.

Dear Sri Sujal,

Dont take too many medicines one day itself... Keep stock and release one by one... But today itself y many... Terrorist might come to Ahmedabad also....  Is it u have lots of time?  C our country bleeds... All ur mission can be kept later..  Please observe some serious thought for our INDIANS.... Kindly stop this non sense.

Really good. Frm where do u get these stuff????

 

nice one..................felling proud..............

Good One !!!

Pllllllllllllease...this is very very old one :(   :(


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