Hello friendss...
Life is too short.....so with study THODA ENTERTAINMENT TO BANTA H...
so here r some good jokes related with CA.....i know ye almost sabne read kiye hue hoge...but stilll we need some entertainment..refreshment....nahi to bookworm ban jayege.....
SO FRNDSSSS R U READYYYYY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FOR DHINKA CHIKKA.......
1. CA IS BAAP (FATHER) OF ALL COURSES
Collector bante hai jo IAS
padhte hai,
Doctor bante hai jo MBBS
padhte hai,
Lawyer bante hai jo LLB
padhte hai,
Engineer bante hai jo BE
padhte hai,
aur
In sab ke BAAP bante hai jo
"ICAI" me Padhte hai...
2. CA AND MARKS....YA NO MARKS
R u a high scoring students??
Kya aap good marks la la kar bore ho chuke h ???
join CA
Marks se no marks, Ache marks se chutkara,
Fark dekhiye sirf 1 attempt me.........
3. CA SE HOSHIYARI MAT KARNA KABHI
Students OF Engg, MBA n CA boat me ja rahe the...1 jinn
aaya n bola samundar me
kuch pheko agr mene
dhund Li to me tumhe
maar dunga...
varna me tumhara ghulam..
Engg ne needle phekhi jin
ne dhunda n use maar dia,
MBA ne memory card
pheka,jin ne dhunda n use
b maar dia.
CA ne disprin pheki aur wo
pani me ghul ( melt) gayi.... CA bola
chal beta ghar chal bahut
asignmnt pade hai....
Moral:
Don't play with CA they can
manage any situation.
4. CA AND KASSAB
As Per Sec 6 of IT Act "Kasab" is now Resident and Ordinarily Resident in India..... Ratt lo
Institute ka Bharosa nahi Expected In C.A (Final)
5. CA STUDENT AND ICAI
Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.
6. CA KO MILA JINN
Jin: (bottle se azad hone k baad) : Huahahahahahaha kya hukum hai mere aaka?
CA student: Mujhe CA Final me pass krva do...
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Jin bottle mein wapis jate hoye: Bhai ye dhaakan band kro bottle ka :
7. ICAI V/S RAJNI
Once RAJNIKANTH was apperead in CA FINAL exam...
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kya hua???/
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FAIL HO GAYA SALA
RAJNI HO YA GHAJNI....CA ME H SABKI BAJNI
8. CA STUDENT FOOTBALL WC DEKH KE OCTOPUS PAUL KO GOD SAMJHNE LAG GAYA
A CA
student asked Octopus Paul,
"will I pass dis time?"
The octopus slowly folded... its
tentacles 1 by 1
&
Said
I cant predict abt NATURAL DISASTERS.
NOTE----- These jokes only for fun...not take seriously ( DIL PE MAT LE LENA DOSTO )
Very sorry if my words hurt anyone...
enjoy reading...
CAclubindia
