Some laws WE never learnt in school or college, but prove daily:
1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
3. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged one.
4. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.
5. Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues (Train Ticket
reservation), the one you have left will start to move faster than the
one you are in now.
6. BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
7. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to
be seen with.
8. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine system won't work, it will.
9. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
10. BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
11. OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
12. HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.
13. KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light or
not once you are on the Bus to office.
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