RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to
be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY 'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine /
system won't work, it will.
ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
BREDA 'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.
KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light
or not once you are on the Bus to office.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.
O ' Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues ( TrainTicket
reservation) , the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone bell rangs.
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