Some nice and Funny jokes...

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
crocodiles.

Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons.

keep it up ritesh u hav nice collection

hahah..it's look like u have a very good opinion on marriage rithesh..anyways..nice jokes..hahahahaha

Thnx frnds................:)

Haha..!!!Nce Collection!!

So many options to die: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging , Jumping from building, lying on train tracks, but we choose CA slow and sure.