Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

Some nice and Funny jokes...

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?

Man: My wife...

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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.

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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
crocodiles.

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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") 26 March 2011

Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons.

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