Originally posted by : Madhu Kiran
	So many options to die: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging , Jumping from building, lying on train tracks, but we choose CA slow and sure.

THIS ONE IS MUCH BETTER,..HE HE,..

NICE COLLECTION,.THNK U YAAR,...

1 man kicked a mad dog 2 save a lady. 

news: Indian savs lady.

man: I am not indian.

News: Foreigner saves lady 

Man: i m pakistani

News: Terrorist attacks local dog.

Dear Ritesh, 

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Your sharing's heading is not correct.

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You wrote Some Nice and Funny Jokes. 

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These are not some; these are aw-some. 

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Nice - see the comments below. 

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And about Funny Jokes ?

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Jokes are always Funny ! 

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You need not say these are Funny.

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( Now I can't say that your sharing is NICE  because you have already claimed it ). 

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The Final Verdict is : 

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HILARIOUS !

Originally posted by : Ritesh Khemka
	Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

Before marriage; one should clearly know the English meaning of Complete and Finish.

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( now comment whether my sentence is complete or finished ).

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Warning : Don't dare to say it is finished.

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Because a Finished one will never understand the meaning of the Complete. 

now

ya allah how to comment in english......?

n surendra sir  tussi great ho

Surendra sir hame kuch bolne laayak hi nai chodte...!!!

Best line said in love by a heartbroken CA:
"I will wait till the day i can forget you
or
the day you realize that you cannot forget me"
(Which Ever is Earlier)

I want to add some thing

What is meant by completely finished?

If your complete finds that you are with finished then you are completely finished...

Hahahahaha

and surendra sir you are great.....

Some more from my side...:

3 modes of fast communication - 

1) Tele-phone

2) tele-vision

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3) Tell-a-woman!

still need faster communication???

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TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE.....!!!

dur sE dEKHA TO 'bOOKS' thi.....

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Height of Diplomacy...

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Throwing your wife out of the window and shouting...

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' Love is in the Air...'

very nice........................enjoyed......................keep sharing.......................

also good addition by surendra sirji...............................

Nice collections!!!!