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Bharath (C.A,C.S) (3983 Points)
Replied 27 March 2011

Originally posted by : Madhu Kiran

So many options to die: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging , Jumping from building, lying on train tracks, but we choose CA slow and sure.

THIS ONE IS MUCH BETTER,..HE HE,..

NICE COLLECTION,.THNK U YAAR,...

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rajeev kumar, bcom ca-final (study) (196 Points)
Replied 27 March 2011

1 man kicked a mad dog 2 save a lady. 

news: Indian savs lady.

man: I am not indian.

News: Foreigner saves lady 

Man: i m pakistani

News: Terrorist attacks local dog.

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CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA (Practising CA at Surat) (26258 Points)
Replied 13 April 2011

Dear Ritesh, 

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Your sharing's heading is not correct.:(

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You wrote Some Nice and Funny Jokes. 

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These are not some; these are aw-some. 

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Nice - see the comments below. 

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And about Funny Jokes ?

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Jokes are always Funny ! 

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You need not say these are Funny.

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( Now I can't say that your sharing is NICE  because you have already claimed it ). 

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The Final Verdict is : 

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HILARIOUS !

 

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CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA (Practising CA at Surat) (26258 Points)
Replied 13 April 2011

Originally posted by : Ritesh Khemka

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
 

Before marriage; one should clearly know the English meaning of Complete and Finish.

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( now comment whether my sentence is complete or finished ).

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Warning : Don't dare to say it is finished.

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Because a Finished one will never understand the meaning of the Complete. 

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CA Khushboo Agrawal (CA ) (1811 Points)
Replied 13 April 2011

now

ya allah how to comment in english......?;)

n surendra sir  tussi great ho

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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 13 April 2011

Surendra sir hame kuch bolne laayak hi nai chodte...!!!

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Karan Teli (Life Is just an Illusion...!!)   (4573 Points)
Replied 13 April 2011

Originally posted by : Sunshine...

Surendra sir hame kuch bolne laayak hi nai chodte...!!!
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Hardik Dave (IPCC and CS Professional(FINAL) Student)   (15528 Points)
Replied 13 April 2011

Originally posted by : CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA

Dear Ritesh,

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Your sharing's heading is not correct.

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You wrote Some Nice and Funny Jokes.

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These are not some; these are aw-some.

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Nice - see the comments below.

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And about Funny Jokes ?

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Jokes are always Funny !

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You need not say these are Funny.

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( Now I can't say that your sharing is NICE because you have already claimed it ).

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The Final Verdict is :

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HILARIOUS !


realy true sir.smile.
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(Guest)

Best line said in love by a heartbroken CA:
"I will wait till the day i can forget you
or
the day you realize that you cannot forget me"
(Which Ever is Earlier)

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CA Madhukiran Reddy (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (12714 Points)
Replied 14 April 2011

I want to add some thing

What is meant by completely finished?

If your complete finds that you are with finished then you are completely finished...

Hahahahaha


and surendra sir you are great.....

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Resham (Carpe Diem !!!) (6535 Points)
Replied 14 April 2011

Some more from my side...:

 

3 modes of fast communication - 

1) Tele-phone

2) tele-vision

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3) Tell-a-woman!


still need faster communication???

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TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE.....!!!

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Resham (Carpe Diem !!!) (6535 Points)
Replied 14 April 2011

dur sE dEKHA TO 'bOOKS' thi.....

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dur sE dEKHA TO 'bOOKS' thi.....

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To paas jaane ka sawaal hi paida nahi hota....!!!;)

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Resham (Carpe Diem !!!) (6535 Points)
Replied 14 April 2011

Height of Diplomacy...

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Throwing your wife out of the window and shouting...

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' Love is in the Air...'

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Tehsinkhan Pathan (CA CMA DISA(ICAI) B.COM)   (3956 Points)
Replied 14 April 2011

very nice........................enjoyed......................keep sharing.......................

also good addition by surendra sirji...............................

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SANJAY (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS) (938 Points)
Replied 14 April 2011

Nice collections!!!! :)

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