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Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA] (" Simple Living High Thinking ") (4117 Points)
26 March 2011
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
crocodiles.
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 26 March 2011
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons.
Ritesh Indian Son[CMA*CS*CA]
(" Simple Living High Thinking ")
(4117 Points)
Replied 27 March 2011
Thnx frnds................:)
Rupal Khandelwal
(CA Final Student CS Final B.com)
(466 Points)
Replied 27 March 2011
Haha..!!!Nce Collection!!
CA Madhukiran Reddy
(CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT)
(12714 Points)
Replied 27 March 2011
So many options to die: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging , Jumping from building, lying on train tracks, but we choose CA slow and sure.
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