Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between :
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much
thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu,
while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rest 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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