Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal
Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.
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Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
โDrive slowly, donโt kill our studentsโฆ leave them to us.โ
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We had many options to end our life.
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravestโฆ to pursue CA.
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Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!
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Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,
Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osamaโs NPV is good but Lalooโs IRR is better.
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Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.
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Heated Gold becomes ornament
Beated copper becomes wire
Depleted stome become statue
Andโฆ..
Tortured Student become CA!
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On a board before a church:
โGOD NEVER FAILSโ
A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
โLET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMSโ
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New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha haโฆ
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Student at Medical Shop : I need poison
Chemist: I canโt sell you that.
(Student shows his CA books)
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Chemist: Oh sorry, I didnโt know you had a prescripttion.
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The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet.
Reason: People outside are desperate to come inโฆand people inside are dying to come out!
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Lives will changeโฆ
Courage will be shakenโฆ
Destiny will be chosenโฆ
From the makers of โCPTโโฆ
Comes the sequelโฆ
โPCCโ
Coming soon at exam hall near youโฆ Enjoy!
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CA vs Space Engineer Student
A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:
โLook up at the sky and tell me what you see.โ
The Engineer replies, โI see millions of stars.โ
The CA asks, โWhat does that tell you?โ
The Space Engineer ponders for a minuteโฆ. โAstronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, itโs evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?
The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaksโฆ. โPractically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleepingโ.