Some Jokes On CA.....

Pradeep Mangtani (Student CA FINAL) (823 Points)

12 July 2010  

 

Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

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Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
โ€œDrive slowly, donโ€™t kill our studentsโ€ฆ leave them to us.โ€

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We had many options to end our life.
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravestโ€ฆ to pursue CA.

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Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

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Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,
Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osamaโ€™s NPV is good but Lalooโ€™s IRR is better.

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Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.

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Heated Gold becomes ornament
Beated copper becomes wire
Depleted stome become statue
Andโ€ฆ..
Tortured Student become CA!

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On a board before a church:
โ€œGOD NEVER FAILSโ€

A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
โ€œLET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMSโ€

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New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha haโ€ฆ

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Student at Medical Shop : I need poison
Chemist: I canโ€™t sell you that.
(Student shows his CA books)
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Chemist: Oh sorry, I didnโ€™t know you had a prescripttion.

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The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet.
Reason: People outside are desperate to come inโ€ฆand people inside are dying to come out!

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Lives will changeโ€ฆ

Courage will be shakenโ€ฆ

Destiny will be chosenโ€ฆ

From the makers of โ€œCPTโ€โ€ฆ

Comes the sequelโ€ฆ

โ€œPCCโ€

Coming soon at exam hall near youโ€ฆ Enjoy!

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CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

โ€œLook up at the sky and tell me what you see.โ€

The Engineer replies, โ€œI see millions of stars.โ€

The CA asks, โ€œWhat does that tell you?โ€

The Space Engineer  ponders for a minuteโ€ฆ. โ€œAstronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, itโ€™s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaksโ€ฆ. โ€œPractically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleepingโ€.