Software Engineer with his wife

Software Engineer with his wife.

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

· Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

· Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

· Wife - but I told you about it in morning.
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

· Wife - Ya ALLAH! forget it where's yoursalar.
Husband - fine in use, read only, try after some time.

· Wife - at least give me your credit cart, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

· Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you..
Husband - date type mismatch.

· Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

· Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

· Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

· Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

· Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

· Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

· Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

· Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

· Wife - I m going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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