HEIGHT OF CORRUPTION

Who says India is not progressing?

It is making strides in every craft

In agriculture, in industry, in science and technology

Above all, in corruption and in graft.

There are scams after scams now

In every state and every department

You will find a stinking pot

Lying hidden in each compartment.

The bara sahib and the baba are easily bought by the lala

The mantri and santri both treat the criminal as their sala

The rate of corruption has also risen

From five to five thousand; I bet not to say of lower staff

IAS and IPS are in the CBI net.

nice joke

Witty Indian Politician!!!!!

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. 

The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family, he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was a INDIAN POLITICIAN. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."

"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1million, and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars."

Ha ha nice...

Nice Bharath Bhai....haha

PJ (With due respect for Anna Hazare)

Why govt. have 25 paise coins been discontinued?

In logon se ek Anna nahi sambhalta, 4 anna kaise sambhlega? ;)

Recently Govt has announced create a group minister for investigating about biggest recent SCAMS of India and the name of the Group of Minsiters is also SCAMS.

S= Soniya

C= Chidambaram

A= Antony

M= Manmohan

S= Sibbal 

It is quite funny that when so much facts are revealed, all these have been treated as jokes.  Really funny.........

Indian System is suffering from a Hazardous Virus >>>> CORRUPTION

The people have reacted to the situation & provided an Antivirus >>>> Anna Hazare

Very Funny.....