| --*Morning Laughter* ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ *Sardar 2 doctr:* Mujhe 1 problem he *Dr:* Kya? *Sardar:* Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta *Dr:* aisa kab hota he? *Sardar: *Phone karte waqt *Man: *Sardar ji aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? *Sardar:* AC k paas ja k beth jata hu *Man: *Agar phir b garmi lage to? *Sardar: *To AC ON kar leta hu A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley" Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole Q? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na" *Sardar: *Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai. 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aye to kya kia jaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se behtar he k banda so hi jaye 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi tum mar jaoge! Sardar:Mere uper se jahaz guzar gaya to kuch nahin hua, rail kya cheez he? Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Q has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu. In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name -- |
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