Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Sardar’s wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. A man: “Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?” Sardarji: ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what…
Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Lawyer to Sardar: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ”
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ”
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
Santa Singh MBBS
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….
Judge asked: How’ll U divide your kids, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR
The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means “U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!”
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
To avoid side effects!!!
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar”.
Sardar :”Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!”
I don’t know how she go t my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258″
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept……..
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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