haha.. good one

cheesy one liners are actually very intelli lines....................thnx a lot for sharing them...............

Hahaha...... Badhiya hai......

Wow ,good one ,..............keep sharing................

HE HE HE ITS VERY GOOD.....

Great collections of a choosy person. 

When you join CA, you buy problems in wholesale at a very reasonable price. 

Originally posted by : Pulkit Gupta
	Hahahaha... Some addition from my side:-   A day without sunshine is like, night.  (Thank God here we have only Sunshine at caclub, not the Good Night!) . Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.  ( Are you asking about Me and My Friends' at caclub?) . Always try to be modest and be proud of it!  ( I am modest but proud of you). . If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.  ( When many of my posts don't turn into  popular, I can't destroy it. Only Moderator can do so).

Some additions from my side after deleting some posts to make it of same size as it was before. 

When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

best one dear!....the other ones r also vry good! keep posting n sharing more in future :)

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. 

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. 

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." 

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. 

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. 

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. 

good one !!

Very nice lines..

VERY NICE.......................................

Originally posted by : CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA
	Great collections of a choosy person.    When you join CA, you buy problems in wholesale at a very reasonable price.

Ha Ha....... True one... (u got it right sir... am very choosy!!)