Munnabhai in conversation

1. Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?

Cicuit:Simple hai bhai...
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

2. Munna Bhai: Aey circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pahentey they?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan they!!!

3.Munnabhai: Arre circuit, government drinking or driving saath mein allow kyun nahin karti.

Circuit: Common sense hain bhai, break maara to glass gir sakta hain

4. Munna bhai-Abe circuit ye doctor log opration k time patient ko behosh kyu karte he re?
Circuit-Bole to patient khud opration karna sikh na le..isliye bhai

5. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu