Marwadi sales guy..

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ONLY A real Marwadi can accomplish this:-




A keen immigrant Indian Marwadi lad applied for a salesman's job at London 's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.



The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."



The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman. "Only one sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way "How much was the sale worth?"



= 93300534.00 pounds" said the young Marwadi. "What"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.



"Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.



I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.



The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"



"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Si r, Your weekends screwed anyway, you might as well go fishing."



Boss - "You sit in my chair........"

Replies (13)

awesome...

 

 

thanx for sharing paras

Please remove the word "MARVADI".

Marvadis Rock.......

Thanks for sharing.....

nice one

 

nice

nice one

 marketing skills prevails 

gr8 one

I think the man who came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins is also a Marvadi....... 

nice one.......but i dont understand y it had to b a marwadi salesman???cudnt he b a gujrati...marathi....bengali..........infact i say y nt simply a sales man............are u tring to potray that marwadis are so smart that they can make anyone fool.........or may b imply that marwadis jst knw hw to do business..by hook or crook.......only money matters?????
wat eva b the case........plz dont categorize.............wud have been nice if u hadnot used the marwadi thing.......

Nice post, But I dont know why there is a problem with the word Marwadi, Jokes on Sardar are never ending and we laugh thinking its only a joke.. That time none of us raise their voice, so why problem with Marwadi? 

ALSO, THIS POST DEPICTS SMARTNESS, CLEVERNESS OF MARWADI AND IN NO WAY OFFENDS MARWADI BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT JOKES ON SARDAR  SHOW US.

These are only my thoughts, my oppinion, dont mean to offend anyone, just striked my brain.

THANKS FOR SHARING.............................


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