Management Lessons about Girls

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very

rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of

your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry

him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry

me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your

tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)

for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By

the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very

rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's

Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very

rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand

and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say

anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"