Killer shayris...

Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay away)
Using ur brain is strictly
prohibited.

1) Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
Chalo sab khele Counter-Strike .

2) Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
Cameraman Prafful ke saath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK..

3) Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo..
Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo..
Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano RameshBabu ??
4) Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha...Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha..
LIFEBUOY hai jaha Tandurusti hai waha...
5) Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna...
Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna...
BASANTI in kutto k samne kabhi mat nachna....

6) Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya
TATA..
Itni Shakti hume dena DATA..

7) Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
A for Apple B for Banana.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala ..!!

9) Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..
Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
10) 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
Mutual Funds are subjected to Market Risks..
11) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

12) Gym karna jaruri hai Acche Swasthya k liye...
Gym karna jaruri hai Acche swasthya k liye...
Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye...

13) Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa Dus Rupey ka Do.
ACP ne kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do.