Jokes of the Month !!

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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

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A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

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"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

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"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

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"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

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"Yes, that's it," replied the old man.

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He then turned toward his house and shouted,

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"Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

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After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, .

"What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
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"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
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The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

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The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
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When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting together.

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He introduces himself and asks President Bush, "How goes the War effort, Sir?"

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President Bush answers, "We're getting ready to kill 40 million Iraqi's and one lady."

The guy asks in astonishment, "Why are you killing one lady?"

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President Bush turns to Colin Powell and says, "See, I told you people wouldn't care about the Iraqi's."

 

One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly.

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Finally, the undergraduate said, "Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that I'll do anything you suggest."

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The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, "Anything?"

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To which the undergradute cooed, "Yes, anything you say."

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After some brief reflection, the professor asked, "What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?"

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The student lied, "Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then."

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The professor then advised, "Excellent! Professor Sharma is holding a help session for his students. Why don't you attend that."

Very nice

specially  3rd one .......keep sharing

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Funny.....Must say very fresh and new ones.....

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good one

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hey.......... nice hai.............

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