Sameer Medhekar (Student) (4140 Points)
24 January 2009frog: sardar ka demag nahi hota
sardar: hota hai
frog nahi hota, nahi hota, nahi hota
and jumps in water
sardar: lay das
itni si baat pe kudhkushi karne ki kiya zarorat thi
Sameer Medhekar
(Student)
(4140 Points)
Replied 24 January 2009
Sardar ji ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai
28 saal tak ka larka dhondo
Sardar ji bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile
to 14 14 k do le aaon
Sameer Medhekar
(Student)
(4140 Points)
Replied 24 January 2009
boy: mujh se shaadi karogi?
girl: kiya?
boy: achi film hai na!
girl: kutte k bache.
boy: what?
girl: kitne cute hote hain na.
Sameer Medhekar
(Student)
(4140 Points)
Replied 24 January 2009
taxi driver: sardar ji petrol khatam hogaya hai
car aage nahi jaa sakti.
sardar oh!: chal koi gal nahi,
wapas mor le.
Sameer Medhekar
(Student)
(4140 Points)
Replied 24 January 2009
Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes
Sameer Medhekar
(Student)
(4140 Points)
Replied 24 January 2009
Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Sardar Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak,
besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
jaa andar se calculator la
Sameer Medhekar
(Student)
(4140 Points)
Replied 24 January 2009
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son,
he can't read very fast
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