Jokes...

 Sardar ji ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai 

28 saal tak ka larka dhondo

Sardar ji bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile

to 14 14 k do le aaon

 boy: mujh se shaadi karogi?

girl: kiya?

boy: achi film hai na!

girl: kutte k bache.

boy: what?

girl: kitne cute hote hain na.

 taxi driver: sardar ji petrol khatam hogaya hai

car aage nahi jaa sakti.

sardar oh!: chal koi gal nahi,

wapas mor le.

 Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job. 

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column

 "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes

 Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?

 Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, 

he can't read very fast