frog: sardar ka demag nahi hota
sardar: hota hai
frog nahi hota, nahi hota, nahi hota
and jumps in water
sardar: lay das
itni si baat pe kudhkushi karne ki kiya zarorat thi
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Sardar ji ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai
28 saal tak ka larka dhondo
Sardar ji bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile
to 14 14 k do le aaon
boy: mujh se shaadi karogi?
girl: kiya?
boy: achi film hai na!
girl: kutte k bache.
boy: what?
girl: kitne cute hote hain na.
taxi driver: sardar ji petrol khatam hogaya hai
car aage nahi jaa sakti.
sardar oh!: chal koi gal nahi,
wapas mor le.
Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes
Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Sardar Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak,
besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
jaa andar se calculator la
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son,
he can't read very fast
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