Joke

One day David called his home. The servant picked
up the phone.
David: where is my wife?
Servant: she is with her husband.
David: fool, I'm her husband!
Servant: sorry sir, i didn't recognize you, then who is the other man in bedroom with her?
David: how will i know? Listen,do me a favor. Kill
the man and my traitor wife....
The faithful servant followed his orders and called
back.
Servant: sir, i killed them. What shall i do with their bodies?
David: drown them in the river behind our
building.
Servant: but we don't have any river behind our
house.....
David replied: oops sorry, wrong number.....